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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"
Next Joke
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"
"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"
"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."
"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"
"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."
"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."