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Joke of the Day
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
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"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."
"3 Year Old: Mommy, was daddy ever inside you like I was? Wife: Yes. But only for a minute... two tops. Me: ..."
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."
"Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!"
"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"
"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"
"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."
"Bae: come over Me: do you have food? Bae: my parents aren't home Me: Are they gonna come back with food?"