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Joke of the Day
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
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"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."
"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
"whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? I've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife."
"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."
"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"
"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."
"People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, ""Thanks!""--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing."