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Joke of the Day
"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."
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"So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons"
"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."
"How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals."
"Blind people can drive... Just mostly into things."
"Caught in the act My wife walked in on me masturbating to a picture of an optical illusion I said ""Darling.. it's not what it looks like"""
"What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"
"Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy"
"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
"My sister would make a great politician... ...she avoids directly answering questions and always leads the blame to someone else, whether she has proof or not."