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Joke of the Day

"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."

"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"

"In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time."

"Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure."

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"Here's a fact about bees: They don't give a shit about your petty little problems. They've got a fucking job to do. Time is honey."

"Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? It's just what we tend to do"

"Friday. My second favorite F word."

"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."