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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"
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"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"
"I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that."
"What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate."
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"
"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"
"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"Scottish Independence"