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Joke of the Day
"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"
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"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."
"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."
"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"
"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Oh, you left me a voicemail? Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago."
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"
"My favorite sex move is ""The JFK"" That's where I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"