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Joke of the Day

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"Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel."

"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."

"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"

"I told my mum I was goingto make a car out of spaghetti She was really surprised when I drove pasta"

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."

"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"

"I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."