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Joke of the Day
"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."
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"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"How do you kill a bear without a weapon? With your bare hands."
"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."
"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."
"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."
"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."
"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."