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Joke of the Day
"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."
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"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."
"What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister... an upload."
"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"
"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"
"What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster"
"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"
"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"
"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."