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Joke of the Day

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"

"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5."

"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."

"What do you call a crocodile who always lies? A croc o' shit."

"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."

"What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? Asparagi!"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."