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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"

"I always cry before getting intimate with a girl Does someone have tips against pepperspray?"

"When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!"

"""only watch up to two hours of tv a day"" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy"

"How does a nice guy change a light bulb? He doesn't. He just compliments it and then gets pissed when it won't screw."

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"

"Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect."