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Joke of the Day
"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."
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"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."
"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."