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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crocodile who always lies? A croc o' shit."
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"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""
"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"
"HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT"
"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"
"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"
"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work."
"How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked."
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""