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Joke of the Day

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."

"Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen."

"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"

"I'm not saying she's fat, she's just easy to see."

"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""

"Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it."

"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."

"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"