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Joke of the Day

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"

"No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates."

"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"

"harry potter and the prisoner of society"

"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"

"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."