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Joke of the Day

"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5."

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"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"
"[explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251"
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"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."
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"If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook."
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