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Joke of the Day

"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"

"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"

"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."

"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."

"What is the difference between Kanye West and God? God doesn't think that He's Kanye."

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"

"Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X. She is never going to come back, And don't ask Y."

"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."