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Joke of the Day

"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."

"When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign it starts to be a game of cussing roulette."

"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."

"I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it."

"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."

"Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"

"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."