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Joke of the Day

"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."

"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."

"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."

"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."

"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."

"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn't be allowed to talk."

"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"

"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"