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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."

"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"

"I got accused of date rape once in college, but that's ridiculous. It wasn't a date."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"

"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."

"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"

"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."

"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."

"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."

"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"