229016
Joke of the Day
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
Next Joke
"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? He survived 99 missions."
"I like my enemies how Americans like their tea Weak."
"Picturing all of your organs, just laying there pulsating under your skin, is a pretty terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""
"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit"
"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"