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Joke of the Day
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
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"I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar."
"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."
"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"
"Tomorrow you'll be able to stop hating people for their political views and go back to hating them for their personality!"
"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."
"How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!"
"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."
"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"
"Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches fire Use it to batter him to death."