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Joke of the Day

"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"

"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"

"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("

"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."

"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"

"I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day."

"Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan."

"Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa. Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was. He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'"

"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""