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Joke of the Day
"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
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"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."
"Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Courage? More like a lack of balls"
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC"
"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"
"Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes? It's really making waves."
"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"
"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."
"When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home."