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Joke of the Day
"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
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"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."
"I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram."
"Popped a tire on a pot hole today Badum tss"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
"[first date] ""You're not into anything weird right?"" -not at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back*"
"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"
"Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog"""
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"2 guys walk into a bar The third one ducked Thank you I'll... Leave now..."