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Joke of the Day

"Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn't be allowed to talk."

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"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"
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"Gunman: Put ur hands in the air. Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD"
"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""