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Joke of the Day

"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"

"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"

"Everyone should have that ""tester"" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have."

"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."

"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"

"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"

"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""