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Joke of the Day
"What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now? Germany/Brasil 7-1"
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"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."
"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""
"Do you guys remember the joke about Jonestown... Me neither but I heard the punch line killed em'"
"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"
"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."
"Handjob contest Beat off the competition"
"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"
"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."