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Joke of the Day
"What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now? Germany/Brasil 7-1"
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"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"
"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."
"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."
"Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off."
"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"
"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."