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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off."
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"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"
"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."
"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"
"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."
"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"