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Joke of the Day
"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"
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"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."
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"I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as ""all of it."""
"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."
"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."
"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"
"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"
"I was so bored earlier I made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time."
"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"