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Joke of the Day

"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"

"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."

"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"

"Just because a lot of guys want you doesn't mean you're wifey material. Just know, cheap items have many buyers. @MaleHonesty86"

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"

"A man asks God... Man: ""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God: ""So you would love her."" Man: ""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God: ""So she would love you."""