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Joke of the Day

"Chick on tinder < chicken tender"

"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."

"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"

"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"