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Joke of the Day

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"

"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."

"America healthcare system"

"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."

"Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands."

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"

"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""