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Joke of the Day

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"*pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor*"

"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"

"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."

"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."

"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."

"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."