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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"

"Whats a plants favorite drink? Root Beer"

"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."

"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"

"Two things I hate: This joke, And things that are meta."

"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."

"Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape."

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"Q: Bill Hillary and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America."

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"