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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"
Next Joke
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."
"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."
"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""
"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."
"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"
"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"