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Joke of the Day
"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."
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"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."
"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."
"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"
"There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up"
"Tim's father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and...? Tim"
"So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said ""Don't worry... It's in MINT condition"""
"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."
"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."