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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your garbage can? Quit laughing, and reload."

"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone... In the car I'm driving."

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"

"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader."

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"When you hold me, I'd prefer it not be ""accountable."""

"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."