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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your garbage can? Quit laughing, and reload."
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"[Job interview] ""Can you explain this gap in your resume?"" Me: ""I fell asleep on the space key."""
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"
"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"
"My dumb friend told me the 'pull my finger' joke ends w you farting, NOT shitting your pants. He's wrong, right? RIGHT???"
"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"
"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"I unveiled my plan for loan repayments. It's staggering."