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Joke of the Day

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."

"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."

"3. That's how many times you have to ask someone if they're grumpy before they get grumpy."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"What was the working title for 10 Cloverfield Lane? ""You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."""

"School report My hot history teacher told me I have to give her a one on one report on 'deep throat'. Long story short I got expelled and btw what the fuck is 'watergate'?!?!?!"

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."