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Joke of the Day
"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"
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"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""
"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud.. But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them."
"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"" Officer, ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"What is the difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste."
"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"
"They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap."
"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"