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Joke of the Day
"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"
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"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"Two fish are high on heroin playing basketball ""Oh man"", says one fish. The other fish replies, ""What, you hooked?"" He says ""All net."""
"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."
"Me: I hit the ejector seat and sent her through the roof by accident Cop: you're under arrest. I'm taking you to jail Me: let's take my car"
"You know what kills me? Weapons."
"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."
"It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I'm trying to do that & you're lowering my chances."
"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."
"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"