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Joke of the Day

"When you hold me, I'd prefer it not be ""accountable."""

"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"

"What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast? M'mosa"

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."

"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."

"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."

"I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do."

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them."

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"