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Joke of the Day

"Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader."

"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"

"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that."

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."

"What's the president's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."

"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."

"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."