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Joke of the Day

"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."

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"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
"Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please"
"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"Scars are tattoos with better stories."
"What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles."
"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"" ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"""
"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."
"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."
"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
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