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"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"
"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"
"Analogies are like masturbation I'm finishing both right now."
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."