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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
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"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."
"There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder"
"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""
"What goes well with a mans jean jacket? A suicide note."
"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."
"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
"2 deer walk out of a bar 1st deer: Man that was crazy in there 2nd: ya I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!"