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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
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"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."
"I'm not racist... Its true! I'm not racist at all! Infact, my best friend was black! Until my Dad sold him."
"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""
"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."
"Today a feminist asked me 'how I view lesbian relationships?' Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.."
"It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke"
"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("
"Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree."