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Joke of the Day
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
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"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"
"I bought the mask Jigsaw wears in the movie 'SAW' just so that if a robber ever breaks into my house he'll know he made a fucking mistake."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was a dog there. It was a shitzu"
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls!"
"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."