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Joke of the Day
"Analogies are like masturbation I'm finishing both right now."
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"My wife has a shell tattood on her upper thigh.. And if you lay your ear on top of it, you can smell the sea."
"A sex joke I wrote I don't tell her where to go. but why does she always come?"
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."
"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."
"Mathematician Problems What do mathematicians do when they are constipated? They work it out with a pencil."
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."
"""I've been a bad girl,"" she said. ""I need to be punished."" So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop."