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Joke of the Day
"Analogies are like masturbation I'm finishing both right now."
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"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."
"What did the two narwhals say at midnight? Nothing, they just baconed."
"I'm giving up for Lent."
"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."
"Two atoms were hanging out... One atom says to the other ""I am about to lose an electron!"" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" The first repies ""I am positive."""
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? I'm going to have to ask you to be a little patient."
"Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know"
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."