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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
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"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."
"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."
"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."
"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"
"Time travel jokes never get old."
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"Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting"