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Joke of the Day

"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"

"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."

"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."

"Does anyone want to buy a used Theremin? I haven't touched mine in years."

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"

"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."

"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."

"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."

"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."