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Joke of the Day
"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."
Next Joke
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"I'm currently dating a woman that, like me, has Parkinson's and kleptomania. We're going to take things slow."
"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"
"If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings."
"Million dollar idea: Invest $995,000 in a bank CD."
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."
"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"