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Joke of the Day
"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"
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"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"
"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!"
"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"
"If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient."
"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."