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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."

"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"

"Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk? Because he was stuck in denial."

"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""

"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."

"Two deers walk out of a gay bar. And the one says to the other... ""I can't believe I blew Fifty Bucks back there!"""

"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"

"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"