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Joke of the Day
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
Next Joke
"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"
"Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."
"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."
"Say what you want about deaf people."
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."