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Joke of the Day

"Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman."

"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"

"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."

"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"